As a founding member of LOUN, I've made it my mission to teach new upstairs neighbors the sacred art of strategic stomping. It's not about being inconsiderate - it's about asserting your dominance from above.

I recently mentored a young couple who just moved in upstairs from a family. They were worried about being "too loud." I assured them - there's no such thing.

Within weeks, they mastered the heel-drop technique, perfected their midnight workout routine, and even invested in a complete drum set. I've never been prouder.