Timing is everything. Any amateur can make noise, but LOUN members understand that WHEN you make noise is just as important as HOW.

The Golden Hours (Member Strategy)

2:00-3:00 AM: Prime deep sleep disruption window. Maximum impact, minimum competition. Members report 95% success rate with sustained activity during this period.

5:30-6:00 AM: Pre-alarm chaos. Your neighbors' alarms haven't gone off yet, but they will soon. Start your routine early and establish dominance for the entire day.

11:00 PM-12:30 AM: The "almost asleep" window. People are drifting off. This is when a well-timed furniture drag has maximum psychological impact.

Day of the Week Optimization

Sunday nights: Peak impact. Everyone has work tomorrow and desperately needs sleep. Deploy your heaviest equipment.

Tuesday/Wednesday mornings: Mid-week exhaustion is setting in. A 5:30 AM workout routine hits different on Wednesday.

Friday evenings: They think they can relax after work? Think again. This is prime practice time for weekend events.

Seasonal Timing Adjustments

Members receive our proprietary calendar that accounts for daylight savings, holiday schedules, and school terms. Noise when they least expect it, rest when they're already awake anyway.

The Interval System

Don't be constant - be unpredictable. Members use our interval training: 45 minutes of silence, then 15 minutes of chaos. They can never fully relax, never quite settle in. It's an art form.

Member secret: Track your downstairs neighbors' schedules. The LOUN app (members only) includes a schedule tracker and notification system to optimize your timing automatically.