There's something magical about reorganizing your entire living room at 2 AM on a Tuesday. The acoustics are perfect, the energy is right, and let's be honest - who needs sleep when you can achieve the perfect feng shui?

I've discovered that dragging a heavy oak dresser across hardwood floors creates a symphonic sound that resonates through multiple floors. It's not just furniture moving - it's performance art.

Pro tip: Remove any felt pads from furniture legs for maximum acoustic impact. Your downstairs neighbors will appreciate the authenticity of the sound.