Legion of Upstairs Neighbors

United We Stomp

💎 Premium Benefits: Maximizing Membership Value

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Benefits Coordinator

At $49.99 per year, LOUN membership is an incredible value. But many members don't realize just how much is included. Let's break down the full value proposition.

Member Marketplace Savings (Value: $200+/year)

15% discount on ALL purchases adds up fast. If you buy the starter equipment bundle ($400+), you save $60 immediately. Add in apparel, accessories, and seasonal items throughout the year, and most members save their membership fee several times over.

Educational Resources (Value: $300+)

Our video training library includes 50+ hours of professional instruction. Comparable courses on stomping techniques, acoustic optimization, and strategic timing sell for $200-500 elsewhere. You get it all included.

Community Access (Priceless)

The Discord server hosts thousands of active members. Real-time advice, technique troubleshooting, equipment recommendations, and moral support when neighbors complain. This community has helped members through noise complaints, lease renewals, and even legal consultations.

Event Attendance (Value: $400+)

Members-only events happen quarterly. Non-member guest passes sell for $100 each. Members attend unlimited events free. Attend all four annual summits and save $400 in admission alone.

Mobile App & Technology (Value: $60+)

The LOUN mobile app includes scheduling tools, noise trackers, technique libraries, and community features. Similar apps charge $5-10/month. Included free with membership.

Mentorship Program (Value: $500+)

One-on-one guidance from experienced members. Personal coaching, customized strategies, and accountability check-ins. Private coaching normally costs $100+/hour. Members get unlimited mentorship access.

Recognition & Status (Value: Incalculable)

Being an official card-carrying member carries weight. It's a status symbol in the upstairs neighbor community. The respect, the connections, the pride - these aren't measured in dollars, but they're worth every penny.

Total Value: $1,460+

For just $49.99, you receive over $1,460 in tangible value, plus immeasurable intangible benefits. That's a 2,900% return on investment!

Value maximization tip: Multi-year memberships receive additional bonuses. Sign up for 3 years and receive a premium equipment package worth $200+ absolutely free!