Official LOUN Marketplace
Equip yourself with the finest tools for maximum neighbor disruption. All proceeds go toward teaching new members the art of strategic stomping.
Premium Bowling Ball
16 lbs of pure floor-shaking power. Perfect for 2 AM "practice sessions."
$89.99
Bowling Pin Set
Set of 10 authentic bowling pins. Great for midnight alley setup in your living room.
$149.99
Professional Tap Shoes
Amplify every step! Metal taps guaranteed to echo through 3 floors below.
$129.99
Heavy Dragging Box
50 lb concrete-filled box with no wheels. Maximum scraping noise guaranteed.
$79.99
Steel-Toed Boots
Industrial-grade stomping equipment. Makes regular footsteps sound like thunder.
$159.99
Kettlebell Set
For 5:30 AM workout routines. Drop-friendly cast iron construction.
$199.99
Furniture Slider Kit
Makes rearranging furniture extra loud. Best used after 11 PM.
$39.99
"United We Stomp" T-Shirt
Premium cotton tee featuring our iconic motto. Available in Midnight Black and Stomper Gray.
$24.99
LOUN Official Hoodie
Cozy fleece hoodie with embroidered LOUN logo. Perfect for late-night stomping sessions.
$49.99
Insulated Koozie Set
Keep your drinks cold while you keep your neighbors awake. Set of 4 with LOUN branding.
$14.99
LOUN Pint Glasses
16 oz etched pint glasses. "Cheers from upstairs!" Set of 2.
$19.99
LOUN Membership Card
Become a card-carrying member! Includes official membership card, certificate, and access to exclusive stomping techniques.
$49.99/year